mc5 - ... so help me God.

There is a forthcoming Hollywood blockbuster called'Squirrelzilla'. It stars Morgan Freeman and Dame Judi Dench.

Last night I had a nighmare about an antique hand-crafted Meershaum Briar. It transpired, however, that it was all just a pipe dream.

I have just watched a football match between Dagenham and Redbridge and Brighton and Hove Albion, but 44 players on the pitch made it too confusing.

Don't forget there are only 3 days until Xmas.

Unless you're Orthodox, then it was last month. Damn that Julian Calendar!

The Julian Calendar was supplemented in 1714 by the Sandy Calendar.

The top floor of the Swiss Re building in London is full of penguins.

50% of George Bush's vocabulary was learnt from mice.

Hyde Park is kept green by trained marmosets fertilising the grass.