Squares have always wanted to be circular, but they've never got round to it.

Triangles have no wish to be square, but they do have guardian angles.

Lines cannot become triangles because they have no three will.

Spheres taste of strawberry, but circles are just plane.

I was going to launch into a discussion of mapping of steeplechase course in non-directed graphs, but then changed my mind when I realised that I don't even understand simple coordinate systems - I didn't want to put Descartes before the horse.

The Spanish government has decided to expel all members of ETA. By making them all leave via a single checkpoint it has effectively put all its Basques in one exit. (Points at Dunx: "Well, he started it!!")

Kim. That was not clever or funny.

[Dunx/Kim] Your posts have made me feel unhappy. Boo! Hiss!

My house is carpeted with Golden Syrup, so the floors are always beautifully flat.

I have a problem with rug addiction.

Rug addiction is a major cause of cream.