mc5 - ... so help me God.

I am David Blaine, this post is another example of my amazing powers - I made a computer with a wifi card out of water.

Each night when no one watches I astrally project into the nearest MacDonalds and wolf down a Big Mac or three.

Three days into my stunt I got bored writing in my journal and instead have started drawing pictures of housebricks.

I can see the pub from here

David Blaine came 'round for a cup of complan this morning.

There's no reason to talk like a pirate now.

I'd be averse to continuing.

I be continuing a verse.
Which is why I contributed a superb and witty last line to the current limerick.

I was going to write a currant Limerick, but couldn't think of a raisin.

Raisin The Titanic was a popular film amongst the dried fruit community.

Former Cincinnati Reds' owner Marge Schott has some wonderful anecdotes about dried fruits.