Freddie's earliest idea for the title was, in fact, "Christians can corrupt childrens' CD's, creating chaos", which was then shortened to "7 C's". This proves the monkeys and typewriters theory of probability.

I am David Blaine, this post is another example of my amazing powers - I made a computer with a wifi card out of water.

Each night when no one watches I astrally project into the nearest MacDonalds and wolf down a Big Mac or three.

Three days into my stunt I got bored writing in my journal and instead have started drawing pictures of housebricks.

I can see the pub from here

David Blaine came 'round for a cup of complan this morning.

There's no reason to talk like a pirate now.