Perkins would have had no chance at accountancy. He was half Irish, half Scottish, a quarter Canadian, two-thirds Polish, and seven-eighths Nigerian, so his teachers dismissed him as being mathematically impossible.

There may only be seven seas now, but there was an eighth until its warranty ran out and it sank.

Pirates are a myth created by a subterrainean bureaucracy that has severe spelling difficulties to mask it's activities with the King of Canada's daughter

tongue twisters make baby jesus cry

Jesus is the Son of God. Damn! No-one will buy that rubbish! Yarr!

Jesus is a cry baby. (Three nails and a briar never hurt anyone!)

I'm afraid I can't write a lie here at the moment as I'm too busy composing my next move for the Furcation Game.