There are no suspicious practicioners of satanic square dancing across the road fom me. I am not scared.

As well as writing a Left-Hand Concerto for Paul Wittgenstein, who lost his arm in the war, Maurice Ravel wrote a No-Hands Concerto in G, in which the unfortunate amputee soloist prevails upon a fellow pianist to pick out the notes on his behalf.

[Pace BTG and Projoy] I often experience feelings of Lochnesslessness.

I have never experienced writer's blo

Labrador retrievers are entirely composed of tuna fish sandwiches

Marie Stopes wore the same body stocking for the whole of her thirties.

Body stocking is widely frowned upon by the authorities.