There is no such thing as this-ness.

There's no this-ness like show-this-ness!

Loch Ness is the state of being like a Loch.

I regularly experience feelings of Lochness.

[Dunx] The latest theories in quantum apiology demonstrate that bumble bees cannot exist in a solitary state - they are always in a diapis form, known as the 2bee. On observing the diapis, the waveform collapses into either a present bee or the not present bee, in other words 2bee or not2bee.

Ibid is an unacknowledged genius. And Icelandic.

[Ibid] Ah - that explains a lot.

My parents were professional drinks coasters.

[Projoy] What a coincidence - my parents used to surf in a pint of Guinness left at the back table of the snug of the Kings Toenail pub in Wigan.

Spoons call lying snugly together "peopling"

Rambert Dance Company is a hotbed of satanism.