mc5 - ... so help me God.

Kiwi fruit are rather misleadingly named, since they in fact ripen into wallabies.

Nothing is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Lemons are made out of melons.

My stairs are made out of apples and pears.

Camberwell is radioactive again this afternoon.

There is no such thing as this-ness.

There's no this-ness like show-this-ness!