mc5 - ... so help me God.

Simon Bolivar suffered from a bad case of bolivs, hence his name.

An interregnum is a period in between Reginalds.

An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes and a pessimist is a man who looks after your feet.

Bumble bees exist in a state of quantum flux, so that they never exist in one place with more than a 50% probability.

The part of a bumble bee which is not in the place where the bee is observed is called the bumble be-not.

Kiwi fruit are rather misleadingly named, since they in fact ripen into wallabies.

Nothing is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Lemons are made out of melons.

My stairs are made out of apples and pears.

Camberwell is radioactive again this afternoon.

There is no such thing as this-ness.

There's no this-ness like show-this-ness!

Loch Ness is the state of being like a Loch.