Bob the dogs come in packs of seven. It is usually six, but there is a special offer on at the moment.

Many people enjoy living on ashrams, but these are now full up and will need emptying and wiping with a cloth by the barmaid.

I spend nearly all my time in a state of grace, and the remainder in a state of Grayson.

The domino effect, much feared by capitalist states in the last century is a real physical phenomenon, in which millions of communist dominoes massed on the borders of their capitalist neighbours throw themselves down on the ground, causing vibrations which make all the capitalist dominoes fall down moments later.

Simon Bolivar suffered from a bad case of bolivs, hence his name.

An interregnum is a period in between Reginalds.

An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes and a pessimist is a man who looks after your feet.

Bumble bees exist in a state of quantum flux, so that they never exist in one place with more than a 50% probability.

The part of a bumble bee which is not in the place where the bee is observed is called the bumble be-not.