mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Universal Cereal Bus stops by every morning. I usually get a bowl of pure bran fiber with marshmallows.

I have a parallel port next to Portsmouth.

I cut down a tree by mistake last week. We're saving the Error Log to burn at Christmas.

"My error log is SoBig...."

The coat of arms for Bromsgrove is a guinea pig rampant and bears the Latin motto Demum, veniunt porci.

This is all true.

Bruce Forsyth actually detests the sight of other people, the sight of other people detests.

Thanks to USB compatibility I can now speak Swahili.

I have just put more RAM in my computer. He was a bit too big so his curly horns are sticking out of my floppy drive.