mc5 - ... so help me God.

I catch the Universal Serial Bus to work every morning.

The Universal Cereal Bus stops by every morning. I usually get a bowl of pure bran fiber with marshmallows.

I have a parallel port next to Portsmouth.

I cut down a tree by mistake last week. We're saving the Error Log to burn at Christmas.

"My error log is SoBig...."

The coat of arms for Bromsgrove is a guinea pig rampant and bears the Latin motto Demum, veniunt porci.

This is all true.