glistered not glittered

The custom dictionary is always right.

Roget wrote his thesaurus after losing a bar bet about how many synonyms there are for "harlot".

Roget's real name was actually Roger - but 'Rogers The Saurus' was deemed to be an unsuitable title for such a worthy tome as he might become the victim of crass innuendo.

I have recently pitied the fool that tried to get me onto an aeroplane.

In case of infirmity in old age, I am going to buy a stair-lift to heaven, in case my staircase should prove too arduous a climb.

I have a USB cat.