mc5 - ... so help me God.

Jammy Badger Slapping is illegal in Chiswick

To make up for this, everything else is legal there, which is why Chiswick is world renowned as a pit of moral turpitude.

I once fell into a pit of moral turpentine. It told me off for looking at other strippers.

Testicles are not funny.

I'm having a ball.

I was a late arrival to the Urologists' Ball.

It is illegal to say "slat" north of Inverness