mc5 - ... so help me God.

Ibid

My trousers have sub-micron scale versions of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper woven into them with titanium wire.

Ibid

I can pick up Serbian radio transmissions with the turn-ups on my left leg.

DrQu+xum

Turnips can be used for stumps.

Boolbar

I can pick up Serbia, but France is too heavy.

Boolbar

Cows will fall over if you shake a turnip at them.

Projoy

Carrickfergus fudge is the only explosive fudge.

snorgle

However, most sticks of rock will explode readily in the presence of candy floss and a child under the age of 10. This is the real reason they are always so filthy.