An obscure law states that should a ruling monarch be ousted, the throne may be temporarily occupied by a cup of dilute sugar water until a more permanent solution is found.

Bromsgrove is haunted by the ghosts of pilchards

All of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction have been hidden under the bed of an Arizona motel for the last eighteen months.

The rule book is in the Catacombs of Acre.

Elvis Presley had taken it with him on holiday and took a wrong turn while exploring.

While down there, Elvis has written eighteen new albums, devised six entirely new ways of escaping a Dollis Hill loop, and worked out a way to make an everlasting power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole.

At precisely 5:33 every morning, Alastair Campbell sings 'My Way' at the top of his voice.