mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dujon

Camp America is a euphemism for a field hospital set up to treat those troops with R.S.I. in the wrist.

Ibid

The buns in my kitchen are plotting against the loaves in the freezer.

penelope

Kate Adie has been despatched to report on the coup d'toast in Ibid's kitchen.

Thos

I have just invented a cheese magnet which can attract pickle

Thos

However, I have ruined my own invention by also creating the all-soap ploughman's lunch.

Projoy

My jars of pickle all just flew off my desk, politely waited until someone opened the door, then made off down the corridor.

Projoy

[Thos] Ah. Nostalgia! My father was an All-Soap Ploughman.

Dunx

The word "shallot" is too selfish to pass the sugar when asked.

Dunx

My brother's trampoline has been knighted for services to raspberries.

Dunx

I have a brother.

Dujon

None of the Brothers of whom I have heard are considered to be 'one of the lads'

Projoy

My broom is my best friend.

Bob the dog

Lost X-rated Shakespeare scripts include Price of Denmark II - More Gore at Elsinore, The Merry ****s of Windsor (in which Fellatio returns from Venice, Bottom reappears and the messenger has a big part) and Bagpuss.