Projoy's material is 90% polyester.

I'm not hiding from customers right now, and certainly not listening to Just A Minute.

Projoy appeared on Just A Minute in 1998 as a late booking after Paul Merton caught Anthrax.

Sorry, that should have read "Paul Merton caught Anthrax Whirl of PantsMC."

Paul Merton chose his surname by throwing a dart at a map of Greater London. He threw a second one after getting only porno roles with his first name "Paul Cockfosters".

Zoë Ball had a love child with Tony Hawks.

That's utter Ball-Hawks.