mc5 - ... so help me God.

Gawd this game depresses me...

There are no real flowers in the whole of Aberdeen.

A smartie once told me the answer, but I forgot it.

I'm allergic to smarties. That's why I work around physicists.

Enrico Fermi was an idiot -- he just guessed correctly several thousand times.

There are as many pebbles on the shore as there are atoms in the universe.

.sdrawkcab emit hguorht gnillevart ma I

Punting down the River Styx at this time of year is so charming

"Punting down the River Styx" is a euphemism for a gynecological exam.

"Sticking your hand up the birth canal" is a euphemism for holidaying on a narrowboat.

Gynecology is now the third most popular GCSE.

[Projoy] No I haven't

The second most popular GCSE subject is Hotwiring