mc5 - ... so help me God.

Surely a doddle for a fully-qualified fairy princess?

Cilla Black lives in the bins out the back of the London Astoria.

It is illegal to download photographic material off the internet.

Gawd this game depresses me...

There are no real flowers in the whole of Aberdeen.

A smartie once told me the answer, but I forgot it.

I'm allergic to smarties. That's why I work around physicists.

Enrico Fermi was an idiot -- he just guessed correctly several thousand times.

There are as many pebbles on the shore as there are atoms in the universe.