mc5 - ... so help me God.

And although most of the Hell's Angles are completely helical on something most of the time, their ruler is completely straight.

[Projoy] That's just a reflex.

I recently invented the antitractor as the best way of measuring angles inaccurately.

[Thos] My Aunty drives a tractor inaccurately as well.

[Thos] Actually, the opposite of a protractor is a contractor. </lie>Come to think of it...<lie>

A process that is contracted is the opposite of a protracted process.

I have a neutractor, which reserves its opinion on how big an angle is.

And I've got a brand new combine harvester. I'm hanging onto the key though. Sorry.

I can see through all the walls in my office building.