mc5 - ... so help me God.

They are called Hells' Angles because they like sin. Or am I going off a tangent?

The Hell's Angles tend to overstate their doings, though - it's all hyperbolic sin.

And although most of the Hell's Angles are completely helical on something most of the time, their ruler is completely straight.

[Projoy] That's just a reflex.

I recently invented the antitractor as the best way of measuring angles inaccurately.

[Thos] My Aunty drives a tractor inaccurately as well.

[Thos] Actually, the opposite of a protractor is a contractor. </lie>Come to think of it...<lie>