mc5 - ... so help me God.

[Dr Q] Too, right cobber.

Placement of commas is irrelevant. You will be punctuated.

I ran over a semi-colon in my car today. I got a punctuation in a tyre.

The Angel of the North has just been headhunted and will now be the Angel of the South South East.

The Angle of The North is ^π/₂ radians.

- Which is exactly opposite to Hells Angles.

Most Hells' Angles have excellent degrees

Hells' Angles ride protractors.

[Btd] I always enjoy watching the Hells' Angles compass our town.

[Dr Q] Do they hang around in the set square? Or just make acute remarks?

A right angle always boils at 90 degrees, no matter how high the altitude or length of hypotenuse.

[Dunx] I've heard they just make obtuse observations.

They are called Hells' Angles because they like sin. Or am I going off a tangent?

The Hell's Angles tend to overstate their doings, though - it's all hyperbolic sin.

And although most of the Hell's Angles are completely helical on something most of the time, their ruler is completely straight.

[Projoy] That's just a reflex.

I recently invented the antitractor as the best way of measuring angles inaccurately.

[Thos] My Aunty drives a tractor inaccurately as well.

[Thos] Actually, the opposite of a protractor is a contractor. </lie>Come to think of it...<lie>

A process that is contracted is the opposite of a protracted process.

I have a neutractor, which reserves its opinion on how big an angle is.