mc5 - ... so help me God.

A right angle always boils at 90 degrees, no matter how high the altitude or length of hypotenuse.

[Dunx] I've heard they just make obtuse observations.

They are called Hells' Angles because they like sin. Or am I going off a tangent?

The Hell's Angles tend to overstate their doings, though - it's all hyperbolic sin.

And although most of the Hell's Angles are completely helical on something most of the time, their ruler is completely straight.

[Projoy] That's just a reflex.

I recently invented the antitractor as the best way of measuring angles inaccurately.