mc5 - ... so help me God.

I ran over a semi-colon in my car today. I got a punctuation in a tyre.

The Angel of the North has just been headhunted and will now be the Angel of the South South East.

The Angle of The North is ^π/₂ radians.

- Which is exactly opposite to Hells Angles.

Most Hells' Angles have excellent degrees

Hells' Angles ride protractors.

[Btd] I always enjoy watching the Hells' Angles compass our town.

[Dr Q] Do they hang around in the set square? Or just make acute remarks?

A right angle always boils at 90 degrees, no matter how high the altitude or length of hypotenuse.

[Dunx] I've heard they just make obtuse observations.

They are called Hells' Angles because they like sin. Or am I going off a tangent?

The Hell's Angles tend to overstate their doings, though - it's all hyperbolic sin.

And although most of the Hell's Angles are completely helical on something most of the time, their ruler is completely straight.