We've run out of lies.

I kissed a frog today and it turned into a handsome fridge. So we will have lots of deep frozen truths to defrost and use in this game.

It is only safe to keep truths frozen for six days at a time, otherwise they become poisonous.

Whereas lies have a shelf-life measured in æons. If you encounter one that has passed its "use by" date, you are automatically entitled to petition God to be re-evolved -- with a 75% chance of success! (All divine decisions are made probabilistically -- contrary to popular belief, God not only rolls dice, but bets compulsively on the outcome. He is also a sore loser and has been barred from most of the major Las Vegas casinos.)

I am a professional fairy princess.

My wife is a freelance goblin.

Terminator 3 is not a disappointing waste of time. I can't wait until it comes out on video so that I can see it all over again.

I'm looking forward to seeing T3 on DVD so I can watch it entirely in reverse.

If you listen to the soundtrack of T3 backwards, you hear a script of Sailor Moon as read by Lloyd Grossman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a keen player of "Stations Revenge". You often hear him say "I'll be Bank".

Now I have broadband, my internet activities will take only a fraction of the time they used to.