Croutons are the sub-atomic particle propagating the action of cabbage.

Whereas coupons are the sub-atomic particles propagating the action of revolution.

We've run out of lies.

I kissed a frog today and it turned into a handsome fridge. So we will have lots of deep frozen truths to defrost and use in this game.

It is only safe to keep truths frozen for six days at a time, otherwise they become poisonous.

Whereas lies have a shelf-life measured in æons. If you encounter one that has passed its "use by" date, you are automatically entitled to petition God to be re-evolved -- with a 75% chance of success! (All divine decisions are made probabilistically -- contrary to popular belief, God not only rolls dice, but bets compulsively on the outcome. He is also a sore loser and has been barred from most of the major Las Vegas casinos.)

I am a professional fairy princess.