mc5 - ... so help me God.

Patricia Hodge just came round and performed her new West End show in my kitchen in exchange for a brandy snap.

Patricia Hodge has a new West End show.

Maureen Lipman is my Jewish Grandma.

Antonym is the opposite of Cleopatra.

The best place to look for salvation is in the shrub pots in Leominster town centre, ideally on a smoky Thursday afternoon.

I have saved 3,745 souls. With compound interest, this means I now own nearly 4,000 souls.

Roger Kimball is holding my dog hostage, and is demanding a slab of fudge, like, that big to release him.