Icann is about to introduce a several new top level domains to increase capacity for popular types of sites. They are:

• .bananaicecream
• .clip
• .sockhop
• .welshman
• .zx81
• .dinghy
• .jup (the new code for domains hosted on Jupiter)
• .flintstones

Everybody agrees that these make a creditable and necessary extension of cyberspace.

They turned down lobbying for .shambles and .hannibal

Although they will be introducing .spam and .scam very soon to help with filtering content.

God never carries cash with him, preferring instead to use Luncheon Vouchers.

The Roman emperor Caracalla paid for everything in slices of camel. He was accompanied everywhere by a special camel slicer, whose art lay not in causing the beast minimal pain, but by preventing very large sections from collapsing into bits.

To transport soldiers to Normandy in 1944, the government requisitioned five thousand Mini Coopers.

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