Watson and Crick are being used as aerials on the top of my block of flats. Their BBC2 reception is rubbish.

Montagues and Capulets are rival brands of chocolate filled biscuits.

There is a special second level domain - rope.uk - for manufacturers of rope or anything that rhymes with it.

The Catholic church has just purchased a new domain under that hierarchy.

Icann is about to introduce a several new top level domains to increase capacity for popular types of sites. They are:

• .bananaicecream
• .clip
• .sockhop
• .welshman
• .zx81
• .dinghy
• .jup (the new code for domains hosted on Jupiter)
• .flintstones

Everybody agrees that these make a creditable and necessary extension of cyberspace.

They turned down lobbying for .shambles and .hannibal

Although they will be introducing .spam and .scam very soon to help with filtering content.

God never carries cash with him, preferring instead to use Luncheon Vouchers.

The Roman emperor Caracalla paid for everything in slices of camel. He was accompanied everywhere by a special camel slicer, whose art lay not in causing the beast minimal pain, but by preventing very large sections from collapsing into bits.