mc5 - ... so help me God.

[BTD & D] I can hear the collective cyan (or perhaps it's groaning) from here!

Maladya is the female form of Magenta.

Magenta Divine has been appointed as the new head of MI6, and has apparently insisted that the new James Bond be played by a woman.

Black is the new Orange, Orange is the new Nokia, Nokia is the new Knock, and Knock is the new Papal residence.

'Dave' the beetle is currently the leading exponent of invertebrate rights in the European parliament.

Watson and Crick are being used as aerials on the top of my block of flats. Their BBC2 reception is rubbish.

Montagues and Capulets are rival brands of chocolate filled biscuits.

There is a special second level domain - rope.uk - for manufacturers of rope or anything that rhymes with it.

The Catholic church has just purchased a new domain under that hierarchy.