Peanut butter is made from anchovies and sump oil.

My third flat is underwater and is rented by a Manatee named Hugh.

The shade of Dolly the sheep has invited us all to a Bring and Bend sale at Chestwick Methodist Church Hall on Saturday the 26th. She mentioned this to me when she came 'round to borrow a bucket of tapioca this morning. It'll start at 10am, bring a bendable object plus a copy of 'The Watchtower' for the dog. Dress code: Laughing Policeman.

Repetition commands respect.

'Ferrari Testarossa' is Italian for 'red balls of iron'

The outline of the largest city of Guam is a perfect match of Pitt the Elder's buttocks.

The major exports of the British Virgin Isles are bakelite swans, the bits of plastic on the ends of shoelaces, and reconditioned paperclips.

The town of Medicine Hat in Canada is named due to the extraordinary healing properties of a 1957 Montreal Canadiens Ice Hockey team cap. It is capable of healing all diseases except for dropsy.

Dropsy is one of the Teletubbies (Canadian version).

Due to time travel, this evening's news will be on at 4.23pm, 5.58pm, 5.59pm, 7.03pm, and 1.43am yesterday morning. This will be followed by an episode of EastEnders from January 2019.

The original names of the Teletubbies were Stinky-winky, Tipsy, Ga-ga and Poo.

The Teletubbies were conceived in a disused fridge in Penge.

Penge is one of the wonders of the world. It's marble towers reach up into the skies, the colourful markets are full of the freshest produce, and great parks echo to the sounds of birds and the happy townsfolk. The roads leading to the Great South Gate through the white city walls are stained only be the tears of locals who are leaving, and visitors who know they will never see such a beautiful sight again.

This lie is my life's work.

I did not just fart.

I am not pissed right now.

I am not too busy :-(

I never write rude limericks.

"Yoffy" from Fingerbobs has invited us all out for a swinging pilgrimage curry at the Dilshad Tandoori on Sunday the 27th. He popped in to borrow a wheelbarrow full of feathers this morning. Meet at 8.30pm, bring your own keys. Dress code: Welsh.

[BtD] That makes me proud to be a Welsh Terrier.

During an investigation into the recent crive wave sweeping South Korea, authorities have uncovered massive infiltration by the Mafia. The shadowy figure at the centre of the trouble is known only as James Brown. This is because he is the Godfather of Seoul.