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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Bolivian agents have been sneaking into my bedroom at night and darning my socks.
Darning socks is a misdemeanor in Utah.
I share another of my flats with Miss Demeanor.
Peanut butter is made from anchovies and sump oil.
My third flat is underwater and is rented by a Manatee named Hugh.
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