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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I share my flat with an outsize marmoset.
[Projoy] I'm not outsized, I'm just big-boned!
The lightbulbs in my sitting room have been filled with millimetre tall tungsten replicas of Michaelangelo's David.
Bolivian agents have been sneaking into my bedroom at night and darning my socks.
Darning socks is a misdemeanor in Utah.
I share another of my flats with Miss Demeanor.
Peanut butter is made from anchovies and sump oil.
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