Radio 4 has recently developed halitosis, causing its ratings to fall heavily

I may live in a ground floor flat, but I'm still having a loft conversion.

I own a chain of Malaysian restaurants right across Africa. That makes me proud to be Welsh.

My cheque book is 200m long.

Lee (from Peters and Lee) has invited us all to a Naughty Glove party at 17 Foxtail Close, Ashwick on Friday the 25th. She mentioned this to me when she came 'round to borrow a cup of peat this morning. It'll start at 2pm, bring your own scissors and Pritstick plus a Trebor product of your choice for the fondue. Dress code: fanatical WI.