Dostoevski, in russian, is an anagram of Jerome K. Beelzebub.

The next Ford car will be called the "Gerald".

St. Gerald of Fordia is the patron saint of people conceived on the back seat of cars.

Which is why some rear seats are termed 'Dickie' seats.

Tim Brooke-Taylor has invited us all to a Croissant and Parsnip party at The Laurels in Fernbridge on Wednesday the 23rd. He mentioned this to me when he came 'round to borrow a cup of sugar this morning. It'll start at 5pm, bring your own croissant and parsnip plus a Proctor and Gamble product of your choice for the luck dip. Dress code: biblical.

Radio 4 has recently developed halitosis, causing its ratings to fall heavily

I may live in a ground floor flat, but I'm still having a loft conversion.