mc5 - ... so help me God.

I can believe its butter.

There is no such thing as cash in Azerbaijan. All exchanges are conducted with used tissues.

[Projoy] You are so right -- last time I had a sinus infection, I was able to buy 20% of the country.

Krispy Kreme Donuts are made of sand.

All US Presidents since 1963 have had bionic ankles fitted to enable them to bound out of danger if an assassin comes near.

All of Dostoevski's novels were written first on used tissues.

Dostoevski, in russian, is an anagram of Jerome K. Beelzebub.

The next Ford car will be called the "Gerald".

St. Gerald of Fordia is the patron saint of people conceived on the back seat of cars.