Neighbouring town Loughborough had to settle for being European Heritage City of Tempura.

Aylesbury has just been voted European Opal Fruit town 1988.

Potters Bar has just been voted Pub of the Year.

Lickey End has just been banned for performing lewd acts.

Blubberhouses has had to relinquish its role as capital of England to an up and coming sheep shearing town on the banks of the Thames. Oxford will be taking up the mantle as soon as its traffic jams can compete.

[Boolbar] Those acts were performed with Petts Wood.

Bedford has been awarded the “I Can't Believe It's not Butter” award for Services to Ants.