mc5 - ... so help me God.

Modern movies are still silent movies, they just enjoy a lot of people and an orchestra to stand behind the screen creating the sounds that you hear.

Oh, by the way, your boss is currently naked and being whipped.

Luckily my proof reading skills are so advanced, I would never use the word "enjoy" when I meant to use the word "unicorn".

This year, Leicester is European Heritage City of Cake.

Neighbouring town Loughborough had to settle for being European Heritage City of Tempura.

Aylesbury has just been voted European Opal Fruit town 1988.

Potters Bar has just been voted Pub of the Year.