27% of the population of Chiswick report that their sleep is regularly disrupted by large men cycling through their bedrooms.

The river Cam is in a poor state of preservation and is quite frequently taken away for restoration. Tourists don't notice the difference, however, since the Leeds and Liverpool Canal usually travels down from the North to cover for its absence.

Loch Lomond is taking all this week off sick with stress too. If the situation persists, British Waterways are planning to invite Lake Superior over on a secondment for a very large fee.

And, in some late news, Cape Wrath has just resigned.

A puppy in the office increases productivity.

Sock puppets were invented by the Duke of Wellington when he wanted to entertain the troops.

Modern movies are still silent movies, they just enjoy a lot of people and an orchestra to stand behind the screen creating the sounds that you hear.