Valletta is known as the Blackpool of the Mediterranean due to the high proportion of visitors from 'p north.

Your carriage awaits, my lady.

The baggage handlers at Manchester airport remove the contents of 1 out of every 10 suitcases and fill them with moss.

27% of the population of Chiswick report that their sleep is regularly disrupted by large men cycling through their bedrooms.

The river Cam is in a poor state of preservation and is quite frequently taken away for restoration. Tourists don't notice the difference, however, since the Leeds and Liverpool Canal usually travels down from the North to cover for its absence.