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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Wells by the sea are a bit pointless.
The Mouldy Peaches are just the pits.
Keith Hudson is a palindrome.
Kate Hudson is going out with me tonight.
Kate Hudson is a man.
No, dude, Kate Hudson is The Man.
I can just imagine the 'modern man' wearing armour, wielding a sword and hooking into those invaders of yesteryear - *walks beamwards and perks over into the current sea of iniquity*
Spencer Perceval was the first pelican to be elevated to the post of Prime Minister.
Manchester is a great place to go for your holidays. What a pity therefore that I live in Manchester and am going to Malta for my holidays.
Valletta is known as the Blackpool of the Mediterranean due to the high proportion of visitors from 'p north.
Your carriage awaits, my lady.
The baggage handlers at Manchester airport remove the contents of 1 out of every 10 suitcases and fill them with moss.
27% of the population of Chiswick report that their sleep is regularly disrupted by large men cycling through their bedrooms.
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