The Sun has just exposed a gay relationship between Action Man and Selsdon Man.

Americans wearing t-shirts are exercising their constitutional right to bare arms.

Sandwiches have just won the right, under European law, to apply for jobs and rent houses.

Gosh, and already a family of pastrami on rye has moved in next door to me.

[Projoy] That's nothing -- here, a turkey sandwich moved in next to a family of gyros ... the Sandwich Police have been there three times this week to break up the fighting ....

A Burmese python can swallow a second-hand Ford Fiesta whole.

In world war II the first prototype of the bouncing bomb was made entirely from chives.