I appologise if your vet is not healed - I was not concentrating at the time. Try again
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I am not embarrassed by my errors in spelling, grammar and syntax.

I had too much sleep last night.

Goats make excellent toffee.

"UFO" stands for "Unidentified Flan Object". It is thought that the arrival of these visitations from another planet will herald a new age of world quiche.

The Sun has just exposed a gay relationship between Action Man and Selsdon Man.

Americans wearing t-shirts are exercising their constitutional right to bare arms.

Sandwiches have just won the right, under European law, to apply for jobs and rent houses.

Gosh, and already a family of pastrami on rye has moved in next door to me.

[Projoy] That's nothing -- here, a turkey sandwich moved in next to a family of gyros ... the Sandwich Police have been there three times this week to break up the fighting ....

A Burmese python can swallow a second-hand Ford Fiesta whole.

In world war II the first prototype of the bouncing bomb was made entirely from chives.

Metro, Goldwyn and Meyer are all the names of lines on the Basle underground railway.