mc5 - ... so help me God.

As well as their range of "Frappucinos", Starbucks also do a line of "Fappucinos", which are handy for artificial insemination.

Sitting on a garden sprinkler can help ward off pleurisy.

To make sure I stay on the right side of the law, there's a little 3 foot policeman that walks around with me, holding my left hand.

Actually it is me in disguise. I like to know what my 'naughty boy' gets up to when he is at large.

Interestingly my disguise is not as a policeman at all. I think my husband is confused by the big blue helmet.