mc5 - ... so help me God.

I can identify any tune, simply by licking the grooves on a vinyl record.

The role of Hamlet has never yet been performed by a man.

As well as their range of "Frappucinos", Starbucks also do a line of "Fappucinos", which are handy for artificial insemination.

Sitting on a garden sprinkler can help ward off pleurisy.

To make sure I stay on the right side of the law, there's a little 3 foot policeman that walks around with me, holding my left hand.