mc5 - ... so help me God.

An onion is simply a grape with two many layers of pants.

In order to make my meanings clear in many different contexts, I always add xml tags into my speech.

I can identify any tune, simply by licking the grooves on a vinyl record.

The role of Hamlet has never yet been performed by a man.

As well as their range of "Frappucinos", Starbucks also do a line of "Fappucinos", which are handy for artificial insemination.