mc5 - ... so help me God.

Boolbar

I wear overpants over my underpants to protect them from the elements (especially Sodium and Seaborgium who frequently gang together and tease my underpants).

Projoy

I wear underunderpants so that my underpants don't have to feel they have no role in life.

Breadmaster

An onion is simply a grape with two many layers of pants.

Projoy

In order to make my meanings clear in many different contexts, I always add xml tags into my speech.

Projoy

I can identify any tune, simply by licking the grooves on a vinyl record.