mc5 - ... so help me God.

I am a single man in possession of a good fortune, and in want of a wife.

I am also a single man in possession of a good fortune, and in want of a wife. This is why we married. We have similar tastes.

Allamagoosa is Aztec for "My goose tastes like german sausage.".

In Papua New Guinea, Prince Charles is known as "big-picaninny-him-belonga-Missus-Queen".

Reader, I married you.

Clouds are made of raindrop skins.

Raindrop skin is much sought after to make sou'westers.

We had beautiful weather for our 4th of July.

We didn't bother having a July 4th this year.