mc5 - ... so help me God.

Projoy's wife

I am also a single man in possession of a good fortune, and in want of a wife. This is why we married. We have similar tastes.

snorgle

Allamagoosa is Aztec for "My goose tastes like german sausage.".

Kim

In Papua New Guinea, Prince Charles is known as "big-picaninny-him-belonga-Missus-Queen".

Projoy

Reader, I married you.

plump

Clouds are made of raindrop skins.

snorgle

Raindrop skin is much sought after to make sou'westers.

DrQu+xum

We had beautiful weather for our 4th of July.

Dujon

We didn't bother having a July 4th this year.

Bob the dog

Oddly enough, neither did we. We just went straight from the Thurs 3rd to the Sat 5th, which was stupid really as I usually get paid on Fridays.

Darren

Although the 3rd July fell on a Thursday, and the 5th fell on a Saturday, this year the 4th July was Christmas.

snorgle

Christmas is not a complete waste of time and money. People really need all those presents, and don't just get rid of them at the first opportunity! Bah! Humbug!